Perfecto Risotto Cakes
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I’ve been thinkin’ (as I sit here sipping the world’s best ice coffee that is so good even I don’t need to put in my usual complement of sweeteners), that … more »

Gluten Free Risotto Cakes

I’ve been thinkin’ (as I sit here sipping the world’s best ice coffee that is so good even I don’t need to put in my usual complement of sweeteners), that my kid has crazy morning hair.

I’ve also been thinkin’ (and here’s where my husband usually says “uh-oh,” like I’m Lucy Ricardo or something, when everyone knows that couldn’t ever be true since I have brown hair and she had red hair and also she’s like, 100 years old) that we need a better name for “leftovers” (air quotes).

As if we didn’t already have our hands full, what with trying to come up with a new mascot for gluten-free.

Still, I think it’s a worthwhile exercise. A noble pursuit, even. “Leftovers” sounds so yesterday’s-newspaper. So what-should-we-do-with-this-crap (sorry. stuff).

I’ll have you know that I made tons of risotto, with the intention of making risotto cakes. For you, my love. For you.

Hug?

Awkward?

Stick to the food, Nicole.

***’scuse me. I’ll be right back.**

Okay, I’m back.

I just had the most unfortunate incident that a scaredy-cat person like me (who is admittedly prone to dramatic overreaction, except in this case where it was totally warranted) can ever have in this here God’s green earth thankyouverymuch. It’s so unfortunate that it’s unspeakable, even to me (who is not often at a loss for words, in case you hadn’t noticed). Suffice to say that I will never ever ever never take fish oil tablets again. Ever. Don’t try to talk me back into it. I’m a dead end. It’s a non-issue. What kind of a lunatic thinks that super-duper-double-coated means that something otherwise sick-making won’t retain its sick-making properties?

Not me. Not any more.

I don’t want to talk about it.

Okay, I kind of do want to talk about it. But my sweet boy just came down stairs and told me good morning 8 different ways and now I have to hug him against his will (he’s not much of a cuddler). And then there’s the food. We’re talking about food. Not fish oil and hugs.

We should never speak of fish oil again. It should remain hereafter unspoken (it’s okay – I used to be a lawyer, so I can use words like heretofore and hereafter; I’m licensed to do so).

I’m okay now, and I hope you are, too. I hope that my sickness didn’t turn into sick-making for you.

I’m sorry. I really, and truly, am.

Let’s change the subject. Let’s look at a picture of my kids, Brady Bunch style. My big one, who was for two weeks at sleepaway camp, is back. And all is right with the world of my two other children. Their sun has returned to its orbit, and they have returned to theirs.

The mean, fluffy white dog seems, at most, nonplussed.

I simply cannot believe how beautiful she is. All 3 of our children are significantly better-looking than either of us is. No Punnett square could have predicted that.

Life … can be unpredictable.

And truly wonderful.

Like, just take these risotto cakes.

No, seriously. Go on. Take one. There’s plenty.

A few words to the wise. Risotto cakes should not be mistaken for hamburger patties. If you try to make them big, they will (a) look gross; and (b) fall apart on you. If you make them small, they are simply lovely. About a centimeter of crunchy crust on the outside is your gateway to the creamy center that is rich and creamy, but still bright and savory. You, too, can achieve risotto cake nirvana. All you need is a few simple tips.

Here’s the risotto cake 4-1-1.

The risotto, and all the other ingredients, must be cold. You must allow time to chill in the refrigerator not once, but twice. First, after you first make the mixture, and then, after you form the patties.
You must coat the cakes in some sort of crumbs. In their most beautiful iteration, which you see at the tippy top of this page, I used freshly ground bread crumbs. Crushed Chex cereal also makes a delicious crunchy crust. It’s just not quite as beautiful. But it is (1) easier and (2) cheaper.
You must shallow fry them, and you must have the patience of a saint. If you allow them to form a golden crust on one side, which is what they really want to do, you will win the blue ribbon. I baked a few, just for fun, and they were pretty but my kids (now risotto cake snobs) turned up their noses at those baked guys (and I swelled with pride).

From my kitchen to yours, I give you …

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Perfecto Risotto Cakes
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Serves: 4
 
Crunchy and creamy risotto cakes
Ingredients
  • 2 cups ("leftover") cooked risotto (I used a vegetable risotto), chilled
  • 6 tablespoons shredded flavorful cheese (I used gruyere, and I'm glad I did)
  • 2 tablespoons finely grated Parmesan cheese
  • 6 ounces sour cream (or Greek yogurt) (or softened cream cheese)
  • Juice of 1 lemon
  • 2 extra-large egg whites
  • ½ teaspoon kosher salt (or more to taste)
  • ½ teaspoon smoked paprika (I'm a woman obsessed)
  • 2 tablespoons (or more, to taste) finely chopped fresh parsley
  • 1 cup (or more) fresh breadcrumbs (or crushed Chex cereal)
  • Vegetable oil for frying
Instructions
  1. In a large bowl, place the risotto, cheeses, sour cream, lemon juice, egg whites, salt, paprika and parsley, and mix to combine well.
  2. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and place it in the refrigerator to chill for at least 10 minutes, or up to overnight.
  3. Once the mixture if chilled, divide it into disks about 1½ inches in diameter and about ¾ inch to 1 inch thick, and press the disks together as best you can. Roll each disk in fresh breadcrumbs or crushed cereal to coat generously, and then place it on a baking sheet (close together is fine - we're not baking anything on this sheet). Place the risotto cakes in the refrigerator to chill for at least 30 minutes, or up to overnight.
  4. Once the cakes are properly chilled, heat about 1 centimeter of oil in a large (stainless steel if you have it - otherwise nonstick is fine) skillet until it shimmer, and place each risotto cake in the hot oil. Allow the cakes to cook, without messing with them at all, on one side until a crust of about 1 centimeter in thickness forms (about 5 minutes). Carefully, with a very thin spatula (a fish turner works great here, unless you're using a nonstick pan), turn each cake over and cook until a proper crust forms on the other side of the cakes.
  5. Remove from the oil, drain on paper towels, and serve immediately.
Notes
If your skillet isn't large enough to accommodate all of the cakes at once, you can keep the cakes warm after they have cooked by placing them on a lined baking sheet in a 250 degree Fahrenheit oven while you bake the rest. But that's way too much work for me, so I just serve what I have, and make the rest while everyone's eating. I don't get to eat until after. I'm just the hired help. But if you try to talk to me while I'm sitting down to eat, I'll bite your fool head off. If you don't have a risotto recipe, there's one for tomato risotto right here on this bliggity blog: http://glutenfreeonashoestring.com/tomato-risotto/

Nicole

    • Nicole

      Hi, Paula,
      I’m pretty sure I remember that we do live near one another. I, your new BFF, live in Westchester County, NY. Who’s the stalker now? ;)
      xoxo Nicole

    • Nicole

      Hi, Nancy,
      It’s me. Nicole. From Facebook.
      I’m so sorry that all that’s in this for you is the fun, and not the recipes, really.
      If you go to Better Batter’s website (http://betterbatter.org/recipe-archive-2) there are lots of gluten-free, dairy-free (even vegan) recipes. Have you ever heard of the Specific Carbohydrate Diet (SCD)? It’s used to treat colitis, and it is gluten-free and free of many other allergens, including soy. Eggs are allowed, but those are generally easy enough to replace with a flax seed slurry or some such thing. Check this out: http://www.breakingtheviciouscycle.info/legal/legal_illegal_a-c.htm There are a bunch of food blogs with recipes that follow the SCD. One beautiful one is Roost http://www.roostblog.com/. I hope that’s helpful. And I hope you continue to come here for the yucks, and I’m happy to try to help any way I can.
      xoxo Nicole

  • Andrea Gales

    Have you tried flax seed oil pills? They’re a little big, but they don’t smell and they don’t leave a nasty aftertaste. My dogs and I take them with no problem. We refuse to take the fish oil pills too. *bleh*

    • Nicole

      Hi, Andrea,
      I haven’t tried flax seed oil pills. These fish oil pills were HUGE. Flax seed oil pills will do the same lovely things for my bod that fish oil would do if I were ever ever to take it again (which I won’t. ever.)? So funny that you give them to your dogs. I think I might trick my mean white fluffy dog into taking one before taking one myself. Just because. Thanks for the tip! I’m gonna check that out right away. And by “check that out” I mean I’m going to give one to my dog and one to my husband. And then wait… ;)
      xoxo Nicole

      • Pamela G

        Nicole-
        Sometimes if you put the fish oil pills in the fridge or freezer, they tend not to give you the same sickening results. gives your bod some time to break them down rather than processing them right away. Buuutttttttttt….if you’re dead set against, I’m not gonna force feed ya. (‘sides…ya live on the other side of the state!) :)
        Will try these. Scott likes crunchy…which he says doesn’t exist in GF foods!

  • Kelsey

    These look amazing! About the fish oil pills…my mother keeps hers in the freezer. That way you don’t have the yucky aftertaste/burps. If you NEED to take them, that’s what I would suggest!

    Thank you for the recipes! I love your cookbook!

    • Nicole

      Hi, Kelsey,
      Really? In the freezer? I’m so scarred from that experience, that I don’t think I can ever ever never ever take them again. This went way beyond aftertaste/burbs. And they’re like triple super duper coated, and I took them for a couple weeks before this incident with zero problem (I even had my husband test drive one, to see if they made him sick, before taking one myself – I know that was very selfish of me but I’m not sorry I did it not one bit), and then WHAM. Frozen or defrosted, I don’t think I can do it ever again. Thank you for trying. I’m just a baby. :(
      You’re welcome for the recipes! Thank you for commenting (for the nice words about the book)!
      xoxo Nicole

  • Linda

    This recipe makes me very happy because it sounds awesome and I actually have almost all the ingredients. (including smoked paprika!) I would also suggest the flax seed thing. I have friends who put flax seed meal in their baking and they claim its not noticeable.

    • Nicole

      Hi, Linda,
      It is awesome. That’s how come it sounds awesome.
      I will have to check out flax seed. I’m still reeling from that fish oil experience and I will never ever replicate that as long as I live.
      xoxo Nicole

  • Nicoly

    I’m never going to lose weight if I keep reading your blog…just sayin’…these look divine and I’m excited to try them very soon. I found some gf felafel at Costco the other day so I’m planning on making your pitas today….wish me luck!!

    P.S. do you recognize me with my new moniker??? (hint – the other)

    • Nicole

      Hi, Nicoly,
      P.S. (Pre Script), of course I recognize you! You look just like me, but only with a “y” where the “e” was. :)
      I think you should put some risotto cakes in a pita with some fresh marinara sauce or, ooooh, even better some enchilada sauce. That would be awesome. Or falafel. That, too.
      I’m making falafel tonight, too. I made the ‘dough’ yesterday, and it’s been chillin’ out in the refrig for tonight. I think I’m going to fry them in a wok. The deep fryer is awesome, but I hate to use up all that oil just like that. You know?
      Luck on the pitas. Read through the most recent comments on that post before you give it a go. I think they’ll be very helpful.
      xoxo Nicole (just Nicole now)

    • Nicole

      Hi, Susan,
      I cold brew coffee in a french press for about 12 hours at room temperature, then chill. It takes all the bitterness out. It’s a dream come true … :) You didn’t miss anything. I never posted a recipe, since it’s so easy. Nothin’ much to tell.
      xoxo Nicole

  • Lu

    Omega’s 3 and 6 are VERY important for your health!! Keep in freezer and take at bedtime, I’ve read they stay frozen til
    they pass into small intestine so you don’t get the bad side effects. Also try the fish oil that has been purified- should have less/no side effects. Wish I knew a website to refer you to…
    Don’t give up!

    • Nicole

      Hi, Lu,
      I know. You’re right! But let’s just say that I, um, experienced it twice (going south, then going north), and I can never ever risk that again! I think I’ll try flax seed oil tabs, as Andrea (and her dog) suggested above. Sounds like a safer alternative for me.
      xoxo Nicole

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  • http://iamahoneybee.com nicole

    ooo i just had to pin this! I def want to make these

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